YOU'RE HERE ~ IT'S PROBABLY NOT BY ACCIDENT!

The Carlton Institute For Advanced Opinionated Studies is where you are, and, in our opinion, you've come to the right place, because, so often in life, we find ourselves indecisive, floundering, unable to make a right choice or often, any choice, like what about those times when you're at the counter at the Krispy Kreme, and the guy in the clever hat has given you the sample, and maybe you were even a little piggy and asked for a second, but now you've got to choose what will go into that six-pack box that you will say you are getting for the kids on the soccer team, but in fact, you're going to eat them all in the car with that bottle of Hershey's Vanilla Shake Drink that you got when you stopped off at the market on the way over, or how about the one when you are walking in the movie and your date says "Do you want to sit in the front or the middle or the back?" and try as you might, you just can't come out with the answer even though you know you hate sitting in the front row because you can't even see the whole movie, but if you sit in the back, and you forgot your glasses, it will all be a blur, and if you sit in the middle, you'll probably be next to some married couples that are at the show, but since they haven't seen each other in a few weeks, it ends up with some lady, talking in much to loud whispers to her equally non-whispering friend, Christine, all through the film, and then you get really cranky, and it even rubs off on your date, and in our opinion, that would probably put the kibosh on the whole evening and end any chance you would have had to even get past the front stoop, so friends, remember that we have been there, we know indecision is a tough set of size twelve cordovans to fill with those tiny feet, and you know, we're human too, and we've been there, which, if our recollection is accurate, we've just said twice, and that's why now, after a long haul, years in the trenches, a lot of water under the dam, or more accurately, over the dam and under the bridge, we make available, and at a surprisingly reasonable cost, opinions on anything, regardless of topic, or our qualification to even have a voice in the matter, and it's because of this that our close friends, and even some people who don't really like us at all, have come to call us, Mr & Mr Opinion, so, friends,

May we help you? ~ Probably yes, and therefore, you should....

Browse around a little, get a feel for The Carlton Institute and what it's about, get to know both the directors and the staff, read selections selected from selected valuable words from wise and knowing voices, now that's a trip in itself, and if you are on the fence, on the horns of a dilemma, stuck in a rut, in the middle of the road, thinking about it, in the box or just frozen, petrified, the deer in the headlights, consider the Mr & Mr Opinion option, because WE, Vitti and Arlen and the entire staff, and all of the vast resources of The Carlton Institute, are HERE for YOU, and that's a nice close for what is, in our opinion, a pretty darn good opening few words, well maybe not a few, compared to any, excuse our French, daw gone web sites that we have been on in a long, as in really long, time, including some of the ones that the big schools, Penn State, Slippery Rock, Grove City, and the like, put out, and we think you'll agree to that, and even though both you and we don't have any idea of why you are here, thanks for coming, look around, think of some opinion you might need, order your opinion along with, for a modest additional charge, a Genuine Certificate of Authenticity, suitable for framing, and perhaps a few other items, and with these treasures, arriving in short order in your mailbox, you'll be pretty darn happy with what you got, you'll think your money was well spent, and, and hey, in our opinion, that's a good thing!