ORDERING SOME STUFF IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT

So the question we were asking just the other day was why, if ordering an opinion or some other of the great stuff we have is not that difficult, is there not already on here some way to make an order, which, if you could make an order, would be good, because we will be offering:

Basic Opinions ~ Only $3.95!

Little Big Longer Opinions ~ Only $4.77!

Opinions From Specific Staff Members ~ Based on Which Staff Member ~ Pricing to Follow!

Certificates of Authenticity ~ Certifying the Authenticity of the Authenticity Certificate Authenticitizing the Opinion, And Printed on Nice Paper too ~ Only $8.95!

Black & White, 8 x 10, Glossy Photograph of Vitti & Arlen, Suitable For Framing ~ Only $9.95!

Genuine Mr & Mr Opinion Apparel ~ Shirts, Hats, Handkerchiefs, Etc ~ This will be coming up!

If we are going to make a dent in the cash flow hurdles we currently face, we should get going on this Not So Difficult To Order Page pretty darn, excuse our French, soon, so check back in a little while to see if we got it done yet, because when it is ready, it will be really good.