SIGHT MAP

Now, you might have been expecting a "Site" Map, you know, one of those tree kind of things that they made you do when you had to learn to diagram sentences in the fifth grade, which, in our opinion, was really both a waste and a bore, but hey, in our opinion, you can just use the links on our slick shared border on the left side of the page to get anywhere you might want to get on this relatively simple site, so we thought that for those of you who might be contemplating an actual visit to The Carlton Institute, a nose to nose, up close and personal, 'tay-ah-tay' with the principals and the staff, a walk on the same floors where some rather unsavory characters rested their weary, and from some of the sheets we found down near Biff's place in the basement, not that clean heads when our building was still the Carlton Hotel during those too many years when it was run, not really successfully, by those Holzworth people, Billlie B Senior and the Mrs, but then, if you want to stop in, at least you'll have some better idea of how to get here from the city or where ever you are now, and how to get around our town when you get here, and how to actually find, or should we say, get to our front door, which is really the back door, that comes off the alley, and in case your other reason for stopping by is that you had to make the trip anyway to pay a respectful visit to that black sheep cousin of yours that is doing some hard time over at the State Pen, then we showed you where that place is too, so feast your sights on our eyes, or maybe it's the other way around.

There will be, in our opinion, a map here pretty soon, and that will be good.